Roses are brown, Violets are brown, WHO THE HELL $#!T IN MY GARDEN?!

Where did Jimmy go during the bombing? An underground shelter where he would be kept from harm.

who is smarter than a human? a nerd

Why is Osama dead? He got shot.

Stephen Hawking walks into a bar.

There are two men on a dock. The first man says, "What's your name?" The second man says, "GET OFF!" because he has turrets.

A 3 year old child walks into his parents having intercorce the child asked "mommy what were you and daddy doing" she says "sex" the child was scarred for life.

How did the hairless cat braid its hair? It didn't, it was hairless. Also, cats do not have opposable thumbs.

AARgh my name is AWsaing the nawant of the where of amzai Giant rabbit bunny

A monkfish walks into a bar... The world blew up

why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7-8-9

You go on Nero, he got all red, not sure if he is mad or ashamed or both, but we can all tell that man is jealous. Employee.

Where will you be in twenty years? Celebrating the twentieth anniversary of reading this question... unless you're older than 60, which by modern life expectancy, you'd be dead.

2 blondes were heading to Disney world, they saw up ahead that said "Disney World left" then took a left and enjoyed Disney World and had fun on the rides

Why was 6 afraid of 7? He wasn't.

How many people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? most likely one unless there is physical disability that makes this person incapable of this action

What did the one Brick say to the other Brick? We have the same name.

What happened when a Black man ran into a white supremacist? They exchanged insurance information

What's worse than having embaracing parents? A: they are of the same sex

Q: Why did the mugger kill the bus driver? A: Because he had a gun.

How many dinosaurs does it take to fill a pool? I don't know and no one will know as they are extinct organisms

What happens to the blond when she reaches the top of the stairs She falls down them

My daughter got a kinder surprise with cool toy today..... i killed her i didnt even want the toy

Why can't Abraham Lincoln tell a lie? Because he's dead.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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