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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats brown and sticky? Shit.

"hey bro" "WHATS UP" "nothin..... I heard you had your first bj yesterday." "YEAH!!" "how'd it taste?" ........

What was Jenna's favourite ice cream flavour? Keyword; was, she's dead now

What do you call a guy with an axe in his head? Chuck

What did George Washington say to his men before crossing the Delaware River? "Men, we're crossing the Delaware River."

this isn't meant to be a joke, but just letting all of you know, inside jokes don't count and kony jokes aren't funny

How do you get McFly into a Mini? McFly are a four member band and a mini has four seats so it's actually quite straightforward.

What did the apple say to the orange? Nothing because apples can't talk.

A bison trots into a bar. The bartender says, "My pee makes bubbles in the toilet." Amazed by the urination fact, the bison explodes.

what's the difference between me and callum ? a couple of miles.... and id like to keep it that way

What do you call a person with no arms or legs? I don't know, that's why I asked you.

She Explored My Body, Licked, Sucked, Swallowed! When Satisfied, She Left! . . . . Damn Mosquito!!!

How do you get out of a car with only a baseball bat and a hammer? Unlock the door.

Q. What's rare, horny, and a myth towards most guys who have never seen one? A. A Unicorn.

What did the fork say to the spoon? To get to the other side.

If these walls could talk - the public would pay large sums of money to see this marvel of science. On a more serious note, they might also tell the cops about the many dead hookers stowed within them.

Why didn't the boy eat his soup? It was to hot.

What did the bank clerk say to the robber when he demanded all the money in the drawer? "Okay."

A horse walks into a bar. The horse says "why the short face?"

Roses are nice, Violets are glorious, Try not to scare, Oscar Pistorius.

How many electricians does it take to change a lightbulb? No seriously, I don't know because we've only just got electricity in our village.

Once upon a time there was a young teenager who was bullied a lot. She died 100 years ago.

There were two penguin's sitting in a bathtub. The first penguin says to the second penguin, "Hey, pass the soap." And the second penguin says, "What do i look like, an alarm clock?"

How many babies could a cannibal eat? 132/267 of a baby

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