- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Bob: I have a funny knock knock joke, but you have to start it. Joe: Ok. Knock Knock. Bob: Who's there? Joe: Uhhhhhhh Bob: Exactly.

What did the anorexic order for dinner? Nothing

Why did the man trip over the kitten? He was blind.

Q: Whats worse than spilling milk? A: Cancer Q: Whats worse than cancer? A: Rebecca Black

Identical jokes get different amounts of votes

How do you make your father cry? Poke him in the eye with a shovel, then continue to lower his self esteem with insults.

whats worse than getting raped by a giant scorpion? Gingers

My brother is crazy... crazy like a fox! I caught him eating a Possum on the side of the road yesterday.

Camon is to Jerry Sandusky as Cole Ryder is to Will Higgins!

So this chat, the talk on the phone was all a ruse?

Today we eat large amounts of pizza. The one piece had a lot of mushrooms. Like more than the other pieces. The cheese was flawless except for the burnt edges.

the awkward moment when you have a boner on your boner

Roses are red, Violets are blue, We've just had sex, Now you have aids too....

Jack be nimble. Jack be quick. But Jack still couldn't out run that bullet.

have you seen Stevie wonders car? No Neither has he

Gay marriage is freaking gay.

Why did the dinosaurs go extinct? I don't know.

Two muffins are sitting in an oven. The first one turns to the second, and says nothing, because muffins can't talk. They then both die because the temperature in the oven was 370 degrees.

Knock Knock Who's there? Kevin. Kevin who? Kevin Smith. Oh yes, Kevin Smith that lovely boy from just around the corner! Come on in!

Roses are red, Violets are blue, This is a poem about Red rosses and blue violets

Why is a cookie like a jellyfish? Because it has no bones. (Contributed by my 4-year old boy)

What did one cat say to the other cat? Nothing.

What is the worst joke to tell a Orphan? Knock Knock Who's there Not your parents ( Man than slams door in little girls face)

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