Three guys walk into a bar. Soon after another man tries to walk in, but is stopped by the bouncers because the bar was at capacity.

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What do you call a mix between a mexican and a octopus? Actually, at this moment in time it is physically and morrally impossible to do such a thing. Scientists have yet to find a way to split the genes and create a cross species. lol jk its called a moctapus.

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Is your refrigerator running? Yes. Good because it is important to keep food chilled to prevent it from spoiling and wasting you money

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Adam is gay tom is here that's nice

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How does God choose who goes to heaven? I'm just kidding, there's no God.

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How do you make a Flamingo cry? Hit it with a sledgehammer.

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What kind of shoes does a pedophile wear?white vans

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Where do cows go in their free time? burger king.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple, finding two worms in your apple. Whats worse than finding two worms in your apple, the Holocaust. Whats worse than the Holocaust, finding three worms in your apple.

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What's worse than having cancer? Two people having cancer

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Why did the little girl only walk half way across the street She fell into a man hole and died

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Roses are bitches Violets are two, your mother is a bigger bitch then both

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what do u call a black guys dick a pogo stick

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What's white and will kill you if it falls from a tree? A refrigerator.

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A man walked into a bar. He was only 19, but technically a man. Underage drinking is not O.K.

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As we had been trying for some months now, I called my wife to ask her the result of her pregnancy test. A stranger answered and promptly told me she was killed in a car crash.

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Q. There were 2 Mexicans in a car, who was driving it? A. The police officer.

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Who made it down the cliff first the blonde or brunet? The brunet, the blonde had to stop for directions

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have a gun! So I KILL YOU!!!!

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What did the dinosaur say to the human? For one, dinosaur's don't talk. And two, humans were not roaming the Earth during this time.

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Q. What do you call a black pilot? A. A pilot.

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How meny Jews can you fit in an ash-tray? None. There to big

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Why did the black man steal an inhaler? Because he was broke and he had asthma.

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whats hairy and fat? I DONT KNOW YOU TELL ME RETARD

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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