Neither have I, nobody knew him.

Why did the turtle fall out of the car? It forgot to buckle up

Why did the black guy lose the race? He toke an arrow to the knee

Yo momma so ugly..... what more do you want

Q. Where did Little Timmy go for Christmas? A. Auschwitz

Angus is so Scottish he wears a kilt when it is socially appropriate.

Whats the difference between a bench and a black man? A bench is an inanimate object incapable of speech, emotion, or thought process.

Yo mama's like Darfur: Everyone feels bad for her, but nobody offers any substantial assistance.

Why would Bill Clinton like Jess so much? Cause he has a vagina, smells like shit, and has cankles.

Why doesn't God like pizza? Because he doesn't exist.

A wise man once told me that friends are like cookies. He was a cannibal.

Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven is a registered sex offender

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? eating the worm causing it to breed inside of your body later causing them to eat you internally

What does Michael have in common with NASA? Not a lot.

Q. How do you stop a clown from smiling? A. You hit it in the face with an axe.

What did Jesus say when he was nailed to the cross? Please, not the nails.

Q: Why was the cook put in jail. A: He has killed 2 people and robbed several stores

XD Jackass.

How do you identify a Chinese tank? They smash their own people.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Teenage pregnancy.

When making an Anti-Joke, you click the button that says: 'I have read and agree to the terms of service' What are you called? A Liar.

Do you know what's funnier than 24? 25

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a convicted rapist.

A man walks into a bar with a frown. The bartender asks, "Why are you sad." "My wife got brutally raped then shot last night."

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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