- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Susie do when the music was too loud Nothing

I like my coffee like I like my slaves... Free

A man walks into a bar. He is knocked unconscious, and passers-by rush to his aid.

Where was Suzy during the explosion? Everywhere! Knock Knock! Who's there? Not Suzy!

You might not notice at first, but in this very sentence there is a psychological phrase that is used to hypnotise you. If you read through the first sentence of this paragraph three or four times, you may start to feel the sudden urge to have a drink. This is called the ashvakalym effect.

I have alzheimers and one day me and my nephew were............................

Q: Why is Little Johnny in the hospital with a bullet wound and a broken arm? A: I shot him of his bike.

Something strange in you're neighborhood. Who you gonna call? The police.

Yo momma so fat she decided to have lipo suction

yo mammas so fat when she runs the world spins faster

Whats funny about a man in a pink leotard ? Nothing infact i think he's very brave

Women outside of the kitchen.

A guy walks up to his boy and tells him, "Hey, if you don't stop masturbating you'll go blind." The boy says, "Who are you? Your not my father."

what do you get when you cross a broken arm and a broken leg? a broken head.

Why are all the dinosaurs extinct? Because you touch yourself at night,

What do a worm and a human have in common? They both have arms and legs apart from the worm

What do a bike and a human have in common they are both objects

Why wasn't the black kid allowed in the school? Because it was the Southern United States in the 1930s and due to racial tensions at the time most public facilities were seperated by race.

What did the unicorn eat for a snack? Nothing. Unicorns are a majestic fiction animal.

why was 6 afraid of 7? Because ever since 3 died, 7 had changed. He had turned aggressive and randomly snapped and hit out at some of the other numbers for no apparent reason.

what's worse than finding 8 dead babies in 1 trash can?....... 1 dead baby in 8 trash cans.

Roses are brown Violets are brown I should probably water My garden soon.

Why was the man afraid of the fish? He had ichthyophobia.

Ashes to ashes, dust to dust, if it weren't for the women our peckers would rust. By:Jhonny Thomas Spikes & Trenton Thomas Prather

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