Roses are red Violets are blue I'm allergic to both Now I'm dead

Why couldn't the teen go to the prom? He was busy working to help his mom recover from breast cancer.

Did u know that every 60 seconds in Africa a minute passes by?

Who is a pussy ass bitch and is and has a chode? - Jeff Misner

Your mom.

Two Irish men walk in to a bar. Or maybe it was three. It's actually quite a common occurrence here in Dublin.

Why do dragons shoot fire? I don't know, I'm asking you the question.

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Knock knock It's open, come in

Knock knock Who's there? Doctor Doctor who? Doctor Adams. You called me about your father's stroke.

What did the homosexual get for Christmas off his boyfriend? A lovely present off his loving partner.

What did the drug addict say to the doctor? I am a drug addict and am in need of help and rehabilitation.

Knock Knock Who's There? Ted. Oh, Hey Ted.

How do you eat an Elephant? Elephant meat is most palatable after roasting in a 450 degree oven for 2 hours. Garnish with carrots and broccoli.

Do you know why the kid jumped down the 50 foot hole? I dont know, jump in and ask him.

What do a squirrel and a grape have in common? They are both purple except for the squirrel.

Why are black men's genitals larger than white men's genitals. Black men's genitals are made up of more skin cells.

Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to fish.........That's a government lake. You're under arrest.

Why did the feminist complain? that's what they do

-Why did the jewish man chase after the penny? -Because he's poor and needs to feed his starving family.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Irune. Irune who? Irune my life with all this red sand.

How did the black guy survive from drowning? Years of Swimming lessons at his local YMCA

why did the family have dinner? they were hungry and it was 6:00

Do you know what a rhino really is? It is a really fat and oversized unicorn

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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