Why did the man scream when his dog ran into the room? Because he was afraid of dogs.

Doctor doctor, i think i need glasses! Go to an opticians then...

How many electricians does it take to change a lightbulb? One.

Who gave Miley Cyrus her new haircut? Hellen Keller

what do you call a bunch of black people running down a hill Exercise

what did michael jackson do when i swore at him? nothing he's dead

what is black and green and rainy all over? the democratic republic of congo

How many footballs fit in a glass of liquid. none, this football is HUGE!!!

catastrophic anthropogenic global warming

Q: whats white and smells like shit A: my ass

Two peanuts were walking down the street..........pepper.

Whats worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into a worm and finding an apple.

what do you call an octopus with 9 tentacles? a male octopus

whats worse than having ants in your pants? getting sotomized by a lightsaber

What do you call a person who is deaf. It doesn't matter, they wont be able to hear it when you call them.

jacob mckeand broke his arm and now he cant wank :(:(:(

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the gay guys house Knock Knock Who's there? The chicken

Why is 6 afraid of 7? 7 is a terrorist.

Yo mamas so fat she is obese

How do you make Lady Gaga cry? Stab her.

Person 1 - Did you know there is only evidents of killer whales killing in captivity Person 2 - tell that to my uncle Pete... He's deaf

What do you call a guy with no arms and legs buried 6 feet under the ground? Doug What do you call a guy with no arms and legs buried 3 feet under the ground? Douglas

A guy with cancer walks into a bar... No one treated him any special way, it's not like he had I have cancer written on his forehead.

What's the difference between a box of dead babies and a mustang? I don't have a mustang in my garage..

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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