Barman: Why the long face? Horse: To support my twelve molars and twelve premolars which help me chew grass so I can swallow it properly.

Q: what's white on the top and black on the bottom? A: Society

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What do you call a mormon in a red jumpsuit covered in black spots? Proper terminology for this scenario has not been yet made

Ouch, a papercut .. what could be worse? A hatchet cut.

roses are red tulips are too, violets are violet, not freaking blue.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who is there? Not Suzie

whats worse than four babies in a box? one baby in four boxes

Hey! You wanna' hear a joke? Black Freedom

Michael J Fox may not be able to draw a perfect circle but he sure can jerk off like a champ

Knock Knock Nobody Nobody who? Nobody, did you not hear what I just said.

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be. He could not be. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. He's either in great danger or has a psychological disorder.

Roses are Red Violets are blue I am an onlince predator Post your address in the comment EJ

What's funnier than 10 dead babies? 11 dead babies.

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

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What do you do if some idiot throws a grenade at you? Pull the pin and throw it back.

What do you call a Caucasian in Russia? Russian.

Do you know what's hilarious? Not rape.

What came first... the chicken or the egg? How am I supposed to know?

What separates man from animal? Divorce.

What's worse than finding 16 dead babies in a tree? Finding 1 dead baby in 16 trees.

What's the best thing about having sex with twenty six year old's? I am twenty one and prefer older ladies as I find them more experienced and mature.

Why did the KFC worker dislike his job? He was paid lower than minumum wage due to the plummeting economy.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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