- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many flies does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two, but the real question is why there are two flies having sex inside a light bulb.

Nero, I can barely stay awake, can we chat more later today though? I would really enjoy that, and sleep before that.

Knock Knock Who's there? After no response, the man chuckled as he realized the sound of his TV mimicked that of his door knocker.

“DTF”? Says Will. “No” says Harper.

Why did Quinn yell at his group project partner? Because he hated him.

1.Why were the black men asked to leave the bar? Because it was a womens bar. 2.Why did the 40 year old get an erection? Because he was excited.

What does a black man and a monkey have in common? Until February 3rd 1870 neither could vote in America. Monkeys still can't.

What did the rug say to the floor? I got you covered

My Nan, that is all.

What did the bad boy get for Christmas? Incurable cancer.

How does micheal Jackson know when it's bed time? When the big hand touches the little hand.

Why did th chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Why did the cupboard cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

Q: Whats about two feet in width and length with purple veins throbbing at the sides? A: A midget slowly dying of frostbite

How do you confuse a blonde? Beat her with a spatula while in a mankini with a dildo up your ass!

Roses are red, violets are blue, they really should be purple.

What did the orphan say to his parents? nothing

Your mama's so hairy, she has to shave occasionally.

What do a banana and helicopter have in common? Neither is a police officer

What did the asian say to the President of the United States? I don't speak English

What did Stevie Wonders wife do when they got into fights? Re-Arrange the furniture

What is orange and smells like oranges? Oranges.

On a scale of 1 to 10, 7 being the highest, what is you favorite color

Q: what's green and has wheels? A: a john deere tractor

What did the Jew say to the black guy? Hey whatsup?

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