Tim is a bald headed prick with an annoying voice and he looks like a clean shaven Walter White if he was on the same drugs that he was making and he looks like he smokes too much because the wrinkles on his forehead look like lips.

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How can you tell if a woman is stupid? Yell the word "STUPID'' and see if she turns around.

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What's worse than getting no presents for Christmas? Ass-rape!

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My friend is a famous actor. Fooled you! I have no friends.

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A dyslexic walks into church and asks the priest. "Father is there a dog."

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Have u seen stevie wonders new house? No. Niether has he

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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what do u tell a woman who has two black eyes? nothing, somebody already told her twice.

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Are you thinking Arby's? No. My grandmother died of tuberculosis and it's troubling me.

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these guys im about to shoot owen,john,henry,shawn

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Q: What do you call a dog with no legs? A: Immobile.

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A man walks into a bar. He hits his head, and then goes to the nearest drinking establishment.

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All your facts check out, so I sent a little search team to find someone selling us out, it turns that they are after the leader of "The order" and "The king`s throne", so unless you got some small sub-department going on, point zero is in danger, ill explain everything once this is over.

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No, I had no idea, nor did I know that Nero means Black or Darkness until I searched it up some weeks ago. No, I would never photoshop anything, I mean sure I am the girl/woman thing with the big tits, but that`s like all I got going... Oh and yeah I use glasses sometimes because these contact lenses become itchy after a while and stuff.

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Why can't Anne Frank write a sequel? Because she's dead.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It died.

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Why did the Mexican mow the lawn? The grass was getting to high and needed to be trimmed.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Ed. Ed who? Ed Begley Jr.

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Why were you at a funeral? Someone died.

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When black people wore their pants low, white people called it "Saggin" little did they know that "saggin" spelled backwards is "white supremacy" those sneaky white people

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Q:why did the man jump of the house A:he did not I threw a frige at him

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Do you believe in magic? cuz i do.

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why the chicken cross the road? because he just committed 3rd degree murder and was try'in to commit suicide

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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