- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you kill a clown? You smash his face into a brick.

why dont they make black forks

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Two men walk into a bar. They get drunk.

What happen to the guy who stole the TV. He runs away as he fears the person that stoled his/her TV reports him/her to the police.

Nothing exceedingly odd happened at a bar

A bear comes across some people on a camping trip. But he then promptly leaves, because bears aren't inherently aggressive unless caring for their young or if they are provoked.

How do you give a cold sore to catnip? Because he needed lemon juice

How do you embarrass an archaeologist? Give him a used tampon and ask him which period it came from.

What do you call a Mexican that is jumping off a building? A suicidal jumper!

Josh brown loves Jessica Potts from Dylan xoxo

As he stood in her front yard with a boombox in the pouring rain, she leaned her head out the window with a smile and he was electrocuted.

Why did the woman make so many sandwiches? She was a mother catering for her child's sporting event.

ERROR 3045: This joke has gone bankrupt and Is laying in the hospital//:: THE CAUSE: OBAMA CARE

Yo mommas so fat We are terribly concerned about her health

What did one dog say to the other? Nothing silly...dogs can't talk.

What do you do when a red gorilla comes running at you with 7 dominoes in his hand Ask him to stop

A blonde walks into a bar therefore her face hurts

what did the apple say to the orange ? nothing, apples are a fruit and do not have any organs which allow it to be able to talk.

what do you call a man with no arms or legs? numerous abusive terms as you kickk him to death.

Q: Why did the plane crash? A: Someone threw a hippo at the pilot.

What's worse than finding a knife in your car? Finding a car in your knife.

What's worse than one bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The holocaust? What's worse than the holocaust? Three bee stings.

how did the bus fall outa the tree it got hit by a hellicopter how did the boy fall outa the tree he was attached to the bus how did the chicken fall outa the tree it fell off the branch

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