How many chickens did Moses bring to the ark? 2

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Why should you be scared when a black man asks you, "What are looking at?" Because if he is over the age of 18, he should know better than to end a sentence with a preposition, unless of course, he never had an education, in which case... you should probably run for your life.

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why did the boy scream? because he got shot.

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Hello. my name is Rhys. and i'm the only person who liked this post.

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Wh do you call a Zeebra without black and white stripes? A horse

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What do you get when you mix a dog and a fish? A hot fillet.

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So I picked my nose while peeing, and it fell in the toilet so I didn't have to wipe it on anything. This is more of a story I wanted to share than a joke

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Why was Timmy sad? While helping his dad hang Christmas light, he got tangled up in them and fell down. While falling he grabbed a wire, which caused a spark. This spark lit the house on fire. Since he broke most of the bones in his body from falling he could not run away. The house proceeded to collapse an poor Timmy seriously injuring and hideously disfiguring him. By the time the ambulance got there, Timmy was the only survivor for his parents died of smoke inhalation. Since he had no other living relatives he was forced to live in an orphanage for the rest of his childhood. That is why Timmy is sad.

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Why cant the guy drink his beer Because he hasnt opened it yet

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What did little boy with no arms and no legs get for chrismas: a bike

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What did the little boy say to Micheal Jackson? Shouldn't you be dead?

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What do you call a bunch of Cubans on a boat in the Gulf of Mexico? A guy who just so happens to own a boat and is on a fishing trip with his buddies. -Mitch Hastings

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What do you call a man with no eyes? A hero for going to war and surviving being tortured by the Vietnamese.

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What are the first three words in a Mexican Cook Book? Steal a chicken.

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Do you have to be so, you know... Open about what we are gonna do and stuff? I mean I know some people here, and you are a married man and you know.

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Why did the mans nuts itch he had crabs

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Who is it?

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Your face

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Knock knock ... Knock knock ... Little did the man knocking at the door know that the kid was told not to answer the door when he was home alone, so the kid was hiding

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A giant foot comes over the town and a man says "theres something big afoot" hahahahahahaha

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Why did the black guy cross the road? His car was parked across the street.

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why do black people like lotion? because everybody else does.

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You know how I know you're gay? Because you came out to your close family and friends, who were all very respectful and accepting.

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Beans, beans, are good for your heart the more you eat the less hungry you are.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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