What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a bmw? I don't have a bmw in my garage.

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What happened after the man with no arms and legs lost his keys? Nothing. He won't get them for the rest of his life.

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What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? This year I'm going to win the golden brief case!

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why did Sallt fall off the swings? she had no arms knock knock who's there not Sally

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Knock knock who's there? Gary Glitter ?_?

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Water? I hardly know her.

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a man walks into a library Who the hell reads

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So a guy gets drunk and walks into a gay bar by accident He then yells I LOVE PENIS!!!!! everyone yells oh yeaaaaaaaaaa

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Why did Steve Jobs step down as CEO of Apple? Because he died.

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Why was Emily in Alaska? Because she and some friends had been playing Simon Says at a birthday party, and the dad had said 'Simon Says go to Alaska'.

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cop arrests a jew and interrogates him Jew. i aint telling you nothing cop: really cop pours a bag of coins on the table jew: thats about $7.80 cop: you can have it if you tell us what we want to know jew: ok jew: i stole the money 123

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Roses are blue Violets are red This isn't humor The Hell's wrong with you?

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what do you get when you cross a dinosaur and a spaceship? a dinosaur spaceship

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic And so am I

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Wanna hear a joke? Women's Basketball

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What's up with airplane food? Not sure, but last flight I was on they didn't serve any food. It could have been because it was too short of a flight or perhaps the recessed economy caused jetliners to cut costs. Either way, I didn't get a bag of peanuts.

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There was a blonde, brunette, and a redhead. They are spending a relaxing afternoon together as a result of being restricted to their heavy therapeutic sessions which they are constantly in need of because all three have been diagnosed with clinic depression since everyone jokes about them so much and in conclusion, they don't see each other very often.

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whats the hardest part about eating a vegitable getting your mouth around the wheelchair.

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What would you do for a klondike bar? Walk to the corner store to buy one.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 brutally raped and murdered 8,9,10, and 11 along with their families.

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream. Because he got hit by a bus

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Knock Knock Who's there? re-posession officers

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Why are bannanas bendy? Because unlike cucumbers bannas are not grown in a tube and are left to grow at their own pace.

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A black guy, a white guy, and an Asian guy walk into a library. They were getting help from the Asian guy on their math homework.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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