How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way.

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roses are red ur face is too and if u r hot my penis is going in u

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*Walk Into The Bakery* "Excuse me, sir. How much does the challah cost (holocaust)?

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An escalade with 5 black men crashes off a cliff and all of them die. this is terrible. an escalade seats 7.

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What's weirder than an asian? His dinner

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what did the boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? a bike

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WHY DID THE CHICKEN CROSS ROAD?!!! cause he was silly

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I like my coffee the same way I like my women: without a penis!

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Why didnt the boy go to school? His mum threw a fridge at him!

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Alchohol.

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I like trees. Trees hate you. Bye.

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Omar the Magnificent is performing a huge magic show at a theater in New York City. His final trick will be to have his assistant saw him in half in front of the sold out crowd. Omar never knew how other magicians perform the trick. The crowd of hundreds watches Omar's assistant brutally murder him onstage and many require mental therapy for years to come.

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what is funnier than 24.....?????? 69. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. IT IS FUNNY BECAUSE IT LOOKS LIKE ME AND YOUR MAMA

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The Ohio State Buckeyes

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Why was Timmy sore? He'd been playing with his cornhole along with his friends all day!

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I got a baseball bat can i talk to you ?

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your mom is so fat, that your father is no longer attracted to her and it is tearing your family apart.

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What did the Asian get on his math assignment? 56%, he forgot about it and passed it in a day late with a number of questions uncompleted.

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What did God do to help the little girl with terminal cancer? Nothing, God doesn't exist.

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A jew was walking down the street what did he see? the holocaust

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what did the jew get for Christmas? cancer. and aids

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whats big red and eats bricks a big red brick eater

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How is a woman like a condom? They are not. A woman is a human being and a condom is a man-made rubber object used as contraception in sexual intercourse

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How many black people does it take to screw In a lightbulb.....I can't see them.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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