The Below statement is an antijoke. The Above statement is a joke.

thumb_up thumb_down -14

A baby is cold and won't drink it's milk It's dead

thumb_up thumb_down -14

i am an arrow and i did not hit your knee!f

thumb_up thumb_down -14

Why did the head football coach go to the bank? Not to get his quarter back cause that'll cost him at least ten million a year.

thumb_up thumb_down -14

What is a mexican's favorite sport? Soccer, it is the national sport of mexico

thumb_up thumb_down -14

Last Christmas I gave you my heart. I am still waiting for a transplant.....

thumb_up thumb_down -14

If a tree falls in the forrest and a women hears it does it make a sound? Why is there a tree in the kitchen.

thumb_up thumb_down -14

Why did the girl eat a sandwich? because she was thirsty

thumb_up thumb_down -14

You're a fat chubby McChubchub fatty fatchub because your fat chubby McChubchubfattychub poop is on your fatty fat Mcphat face of fatchubness because you are the fatty lord of McChubby fat kings.

thumb_up thumb_down -14

There were 3 children: Flower, Petal and Fridge. Flower asked, "Mum, why is my name Flower?" to which she replied "Because a flower was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Petal asked, "Mum, why is my name Petal?" to which she replied "Because a petal was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Fridge said, "Herp derp dur" to which Fridge's mother replied "Shut up, Fridge."

thumb_up thumb_down -14

What did the little boy get for Christmas? Nothing, he's Jewish

thumb_up thumb_down -14

What is the difference between a circle and a cylinder? dunno

thumb_up thumb_down -14

What happens after you go to school? (you tell me, i'm only in 6th grade)

thumb_up thumb_down -14

Why is 6 afraid of 7 ? : Because 7 8 9

thumb_up thumb_down -14

A white man a black man a french man and a mexican are on a sinking ship. The French man says "we have too many of these" and throws a bunch of begets over board. The Black man says "we have too many of these" and throws a bunch of red hot cheetos overboard The Mexican man says "we have too many of these" and throws a bunch of Tacos over board. And then the White man says "we have too many of these" and throws the Mexican man overboard

thumb_up thumb_down -14

What do you call a Black guy who flies planes? A pilot

thumb_up thumb_down -14

Wanna here a funny joke... Trevor michael dyess's social life.

thumb_up thumb_down -14

i did a 360 noscope, then i jizzed. from dylan

thumb_up thumb_down -14

Three men walk into a bar. The first guy bought two drinks, the second guy bought three drinks, can you guess what the third guy bought? A tazer.,

thumb_up thumb_down -14

What do you call a feminist that believes that all women have just as many rights as men? Stupid.

thumb_up thumb_down -14

If you could eliminate one thing in your life, what would it be ? My ex.

thumb_up thumb_down -14

Why the babie was not drinking his milk? He was dead.

thumb_up thumb_down -16

They don't call it Bangkok for nothing.

thumb_up thumb_down -16

Jay Z: a guy eats a gluten free pickle flavored cupcake, what happened? Will ferell: no one knows what it means! It's provocative!!

thumb_up thumb_down -16

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops