whats big red and eats bricks a big red brick eater

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Why couldn't the hobo buy any clothes? They did not have his size available.

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How many black people does it take to screw In a lightbulb.....I can't see them.

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A boy called Justin bieber fell down a hole and died

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If it's mid-july and there are flying cows everywhere, how many bacons does it take to impregnate a spaghetti ? 3, because because vases can't swim in the dark.

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what did the jew get for Christmas? cancer. and aids

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Why couldn't the dwarf mother reach for the top shelf? Her height was at a mini-mum.

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Where did the did the Islamic person fly the jet to? Ben Gurion International Airport located in Israel

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What did the bird say to the other bird? Nothing because birds can't talk.

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Knock knock! Just kidding.

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Your mumma's so ugly. Period.

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Knock Knock? Come in.

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A jew was walking down the street what did he see? the holocaust

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Whats black and can run fast? a panther.... racist

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Jim just got laid off at the office. He believes his life is going to hell, so he commits suicide. His wife then later was blamed for his death because they were having many arguments. She was sentenced to life and slowly rotted in prison for the rest of her life. Their children then are moved around from foster home to foster home and they grow up to be drug dealers.

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Why did Timmy start a fire? Because Timmy was a derranged phycopath

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There are two muffins in the oven. The first says to the other, "Its getting hot in here." The second, befuddled, replies, "AHH! A talking muffin!"

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Cry me a river. Then build a bridge and become a structural engineer.

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What's worse than stepping on a nail? stepping on the nail and falling on more nails face first.

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Q: A blonde, a red-head, and a brunette all jump off the bridge at the same time. Who hits the ground first? A: As stated by Sir Isaac Newton's third law of gravitation, all three fall to their deaths at the exact same time because the velocity of a falling object is unaffected by the mass of that object... or their hair colour. Idiot.

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What do you call a black man that is on fire? A Man on Fire. The fact that he is black has no relevance in this situation.

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Blonde: Hey, what does "Idk" mean? Blonde's friend: "I don't know" Blonde: Thank you for telling me, that has been bothering me for quite some time now.

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Person 1: Why don't you want to date me? Person 2: Because you are ugly Person 1: Why am I ugly? Person 2: Because you have bad features. Person 1: Why do i have bad features? Person 2: It's your genetics. Person 1: Why is it my genetics Person 2: Cuz that's the way god made you Person 1: Why? Person 2: Because god's god made you Person 1: Why Person 2: Because the god of god of god made you Person 1: Why? Person 2: That's the way the god of god of god of god of god of god of god of god of god of god of god of god of god of god of god of god of god of god of god of god of (GOES ON FOREVER!!!) made you.

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Anti Joke

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