What's worse than killing 6,000,000 Jews? Killing 6,000,001.

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A man walks into a bar. He drinks then comes home to his whole family murderd and mutilated

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How did the corpse cross the road? They can't cross the road they're dead.

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Knock Knock No one's home Okay, I'll come back later.

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Your momma smells so bad that she purchased arm and hammer products to improve upon her natural scent.

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Did you know that Hellen Keller had an amusement park in her backyard? Neither did she.

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. . I am a whale

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I read a haiku. It was honestly quite good. That's basically it.

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I'm a burrito... With a big shirt.

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Why was rebecca crying? Because her mum had just died in a house fire!!!

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Why should you be concerned if you see a black midget with no arms and no legs falling off a building? He might get hurt.

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What do you call Batman and Robin after they have been run over by a car? Dead.

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What did the little boy with a terminal illness get for Christmas? A gun

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Why couldn't little Billy fall asleep. Because Billy didn't have any counting skills to be able to coins sheep

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knock knock who's there? ketchup ketchup who? better catchup with me!

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What did you call something that is long, hard and full of seamen? A ship.

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What does it mean if you have five dollars and Chuck Norris has five dollars? You both have five dollars

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old people are like slinkies...they arent really good for anything but brings a smile to ur face when they're pushed down the stairs...just think about it ;)

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Bob has 80 chocolate bars, he gives 5 to his uncle,10 to his mother and 8 to his freind. He then eats 40 chocolate bars. Q. How many chocolate bars has bob got left now? A. Bob has no chocolate bars left. Shortly after Bob ate 40 bars he was diagnosed with diabetes. He then died of a heart attack due to high cholesterol.

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You see the love of your life. You can't say anything. She walks toward you. You can't move. She sits on you. You can't do anything. She starts crapping on you. You realize your a toilet. -Adam Chebali

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Roses are blue Violets are unicorns This doesn't make sense Refrigerator

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Why doesn't Hitler drink whiskey? Because it makes him mean.

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Why did the man die? because he hit his head and drowned

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Why did andy fall down Because his friend pushed him over

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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