- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call it when an old person cuts off their fingers? Dementia

"What the hell is wrong with you?" "..."

Why did Lou Gehrig die from? ALS

What did the woman say to the man before she had sex with him? "May I have sex with you, please?"

Black people in Camden NJ.

What kind of martial arts does the Jewish man practice? Kung-Fu

Try this on your friends and make them look dumb So a plane crashes on the border between the USA and Canada. Where do you bury the survivors? You don't bury the survivors.

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What's the different between jelly and jam? I can't jelly my penis up your butthole

how did the little black boy cross the river? he walked over the bridge.

What is the difference between a ginger and a pile of bricks? nothing. nothing at all.

Fact: When you die, you can't eat ice cream!

What rhymes with turtle? RAPE

Two scientists walk into a bar. The first scientist says, "I'll have some H2O." The second scientist says, "I'll have H2O too." The bartender gives them both water, realizing that H2O2 is poisonous and that the second scientist must have simple worded his request poorly.

A: That's a catchy song! B: You know what else is catchy? A: What? :) B: Herpes. Awkward silence.

A blonde, a Jew, and a black man all went to the store. They each bought their groceries and went home to enjoy the rest of their day with their families.

What is long, hard, cries a lot, and can't fall down a man-hole? A baby with a javelin through its neck.

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My uncle told me that slow and steady wins the race. He died in a fire.

Hellen Keller went to town a ridin on a pony, stuck a feather in her hat and called it.. ashhlerthurbujahustar.

A blonde, brunette, and redhead live in the same neighborhood. They are Desperate Housewives

Why did the retirement home go out of business. There was a fire and all of the residents charred to death accept for a couple who escaped but were too traumatized to return to the old folks home.

"Why is Barney green and purple?" "Because the producers of the show decided to make him that way."

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