- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I just threw up..In my pants.

Q. What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a trampoline? A. I don't were cleats when I jump on my trampoline.

Q. bob had 93 chocolate bars and ate 74 what does he have now? A. diabetes

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

A Great White Shark eats a baby seal's mother. Great White Sharks don't feel remorse.

Why was little Timmy mauled by a bear? He poked it with a pointy stick.

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she is a woman.

Roses are red Violets are blue some poems rhyme this one doesn't

Why does Santa Clause not have any children? Because he only cums once a year.

What did you say? I'm blind. (Did not write this meaning to be offensive)

Why was the truck driver speeding down the road? To get to his mother's funeral. Why didn't the baby cross the road? Because it didn't have any guts.

What's black and white and red all over? I don't know either.

Q: What do you call a man with a spade in his head? A: An ambulance.

I met a muslim girl the other day Shes the bomb

When making an Anti-Joke, you click the button that says: 'I have read and agree to the terms of service' What are you called? A Liar.

I got shot in the balls now i'm pregnant?

Knock knock It's open, come in

Why is the earth round? Because God saw it was flat and thought "too flat lets turn it around" And all was good.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm allergic to both Now I'm dead

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm going to murder you Did you look behind you?

What do you get when you put two landsharks together? Three landsharks.

Why did the elephant die? It was murdered by poachers for it's valuable ivory tusks.

why did your mom die? Cuz i killed her

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