- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why? Why not?

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

Why did the beautiful girl get the job over the not so beautiful looking girl She was more qualified

Q: What did the psychopath dream about? A: An insane chimpanzee kicking his head off, or maybe something normal

How many fairies does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Two, but I don't know how they got in there.

What do you call your female dog? Your bitch

John: Knock knock Jack: Who's there? John: Whale Jack: I don't know a Whale, go away. John violently rips off Jack's cock in becaus he's sick of his shit.

knock knock. who's there? interrupting cow. interrupting cow wh... You mom's a whore.

Who is yellow and cant drive straight. A man dying of lukemia

knock knock i have diarrhea

Ask me if im a truck are you a truck no

Roses are Red Violets are Blue Holy guacamole Pineapples

You know what they say about priests with big rosaries? I don't know, it's in Latin.

What do you call an arab flying a plane? A pliot

A dyslexic man walks into a bra

Why did the dog bark? Because he wanted to.

What did Rachel (the columbine girl) get for her birthday?? Nothing she's dead.

What do you call a black man, an asian man, and a white man walking down the street? 3 men walking down the street.

What did the Iraqi Suicide bomber bring on the airplane? His Kindle, he enjoys reading books

Roofs are Red...I have a Cunt!!!

Why is there a corpse in this TV box? Bob was never a great skydiver.

whats hairy and fat? I DONT KNOW YOU TELL ME RETARD

Why wouldn't Helen Keller be able to drive if she was alive today? She would be inside her coffin not knowing how to get out

A white kid, a black kid, and an Asian kid all try out for the basketball team. Which one makes the team? All of them, because they are all very good.

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