- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I guess calling you dear was a bit overboard for you huh? Well, just promise me you will get whatever help you need if you get ill.

"You know what sucks?" "Vaccuumes?" "You know what metaforically sucks?" "Black holes?" "You know what just isn't cool?" "Lava?"

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I forgot the rest, Don't laugh at me...

What's worse than a dog peeing on your new flower garden? A terrorist attack.

whats funnier than a dead baby? many things. a dead baby is a very sad and tragic thing.

what's worse than failing a test? having your house burnt down

knock knock knocking on heavens douoor

Knock Knock. Who's there? An Alzheimers's patient. An Alzheimers's patient who? To get to the other side!

why did the mans alarm clock go off at six am? he has a high paid job he doesnt want to let down.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being black

Why did timmy fall off his bike? Someone threw a fridge at hm

Q; what did the gangster say after he and his gang robbed a bank? A;Hey boys lets go drink some soy milk (After that his gang killed him) but the moral of the story is to not rob banks or take drugs

Q: Why do black people buy so many pairs of shoes? A: Because when they outgrow there old pair they need new shoes.

what did the soccer player say when he missed a penalty? damnit.

Why did the astronaut die in space? Just kidding there was no astronaut. It was a cucumber

Why did the toilet paper roll? Because it isn't rock!

A man walks into a bar. I don't remember the rest, but your mother's a whore.

What did Tom see after taking a much need long nap? The ceiling.

What is Blue, Pink, and Green, and sometimes sparkles when wet? Grass. I lied about the Blue and Pink to throw you off...because I can.

A man is unemployed, ugly, short, fat, smelly and stupid. That's what she said.

What did Steve Hagen say to Steve Walters? "We have the same first name."

My Mom was strutting down the runway. Then she got trampled by a plane.

Q: Why do Mexicans love rice and beans? A: Because it's fairly easy to grow in places with relatively low rainful and high temperatures like that in which they live in.

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