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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a black guy and a white guy? Thousands of years of different evolutionary tracks resulting from different climates and available food sources.

Whats worse than the holocaust? Sex with helen keller.

What happens when you Shoot a guy with a red Shirt On? He Dies.

Seriosly. too much sex again?

What is the difference between a feminist and a gun? A gun only has one trigger

You do realize that in my home dimension of earth, I am just lying in the sun, typing on the goddamn laptop right? I mean are you retarded OR SOMETHING? I AM THE GODDAMN MORAL MAN! Moral: Honestly though, If I where like running around shouting this, I... Would begin to get slightly worried...

What happened when a Black man ran into a white supremacist? They exchanged insurance information

Two pen state administrators walk into a butt

Haiku's are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Refrigorator

Whats hard and long and used to penetrate women? A hypodermic needle.

A man walks into a bar. He is rushed to the hospital and has his wounds treated.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? He wasn't.

How many babies does it take to paint a wall It depends on how hard you throw them

Guy 1 : "I like your hat." Guy 2: "That's my hair, you moron."

Knock, Knock Who's there? Dave. Dave, who? Dave, your neighbor, I ran out of eggs making a quiche, could I borrow a few?

why did the kid sit alone at lunch? he had no friends

-What do you say to a woman with Two Black eyes?. -Are you really that dumb to leave the kitchen twice -Elder High School

Knock knock. Who's there? Penguin. Penguin who? The penguin who apparently lives next door and somehow developed the ability to successfully interact with other species through gesture and retoric.

Knock Knock Who's There Carly Carly Who Hey I just met you, and this is crazy So here's my number and call me maybe

what do you call a girl with a pumpkin spice coffee in her hands? Jenifer

There once was a man from Nantucket, who had his car stolen and wasn't very happy so called the police.

Why did Lisa fall of the swing? Cause she had no arms... A: Knock Knock B: Whos there? A: Definitely not Lisa....

roses are red violets are blue i'm chinese and i don't know a joke pickle.

What did the bar say to the man? Nothing, bars can't talk

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