- Anti Joke

A young boy walked into a hardware store and asked for a long weight. Luckily, the shop owner was kindly and brought the child up to speed on the process of hazing.

Why did the boy's house get destroyed? It was bombed.

What's the difference between Jam and Jelly? You can't Jelly your dick into your girlfriend's ass.

What did one lawyer say to the other? We are both lawyers. What did the stupid lawyer say to the other lawyer? We are both pineapples.

What did the fat kid get for chirstmas? diabetes

Why did the chicken cross the road? He never did because he's in KFC

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Most poems rhyme, But his one doesn't.

A: Rock! B:Paper! C: Siccorz! D: Shoot! D: Jimmy, you alright buddy? I didn't mean for that bullet to hit you man..

Knock Knock Who's there? Jim Come on in!

There was a Jewish man and a German man why was it akward? Because one of them farted

what is the difference between a jew and a boy scout? a boy scout comes home from camp

So a man walks into a bar. Unfortunately, he had brittle bone disease, cracked open his skull and bled to death on the pavement.

What time is it in China right now? I have no idea, it would depend on when you are reading this. Perhaps you should look at a world clock, watch, or some other sort of time-telling device rather than humorous website. Its purpose is not to tell time. However, there are many other places for this. Good luck surfing the web, friend. I have aided you the best that I can. I only hope that you will find what you are looking for.

Whats worse than biting into an apple and finding half a worm? Biting into another apple and finding the other half

How do you kill a blonde? You shoot her.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A Hispanic was walking down the street, he turned left and was at his house.

Why did the plane to New York not land? It was redirected to Boston because of inclement weather.

Two fish were lying on a bank. One said "I can't breath." The other one was dead.

Hey what did you do on The weekend??? I got hit by a bus!

What is red and smells like brown feces? Bloody feces

Which way do 5 gay guys walk? Depends on where they're planning to go.