What's worse than an arrow to the knee? -A bullet in the head.

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What disease did Harry Styles get? 1Infection! (if you don't know, Harry Styles is 1direction's manager)

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Why did the man feel like he was flying? Because he had just committed suicide by jumping off of a tall building.

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Wanna hear a hot headed retard? call and listen carefully 6196342668

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A black man bites into a watermelon. Just kidding he was white.

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A man walks into a bar, and promptly leaves because he left his kid in the car.

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Q: What did the clam say to the postman? Moral: "Hey its me the worlds only talking clam! How you doing dude!"

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How do you tickle a tree? you dont you are a schizo stop kicking leaves

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The farm was sold and he had no other place to go.

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Why did the fat man cross the road? Because he felt that being overweight, he had to do something about it and go to the gym.

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whats a funny joke? nuthing nuthing at all

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Why didn't the 12-year old boy eat his birthday cake? He has diabetes and would likely die from the increased spike in insulin.

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Whats the leading cause of death Life.

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a man dropped a bar of soap in the shower. He immediately picked it up and finished washing himself. He then got dressed and left the gym.

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Doctor Doctor I think I'm a dog. Sit down on the couch and tell me about it. Ok.

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A man walks into a bar said man is escorted out of said bar said man may have died from a serious case of alcohol poisoning whilst in said bar he was escorted as dead people have trouble moving of their own accord experts discovered later that the man had actually been brutaly beaten by another man wielding a bar stool this shows that experts are not very smart

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What do u call a joke with no punchline? A joke with a kickline

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whats the difference between an orange and a dead baby? one is a tasty treat and the other is an orange

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have you seen stevie wonder's house. no? Well nethier has he you

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Knock Knock Who's there? Your friend, George. Oh hi George, I'll be there in a sec.

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How did the Mexican get into the united States of America? He was an american citizen, just of mexican descent.

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A amazing I idiots D discover S sex

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What's Hitler's favorite beverage? Soda! Not Juice (jews) you asshat!

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What do you call a Pakistani flying a plane. 9/11

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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