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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I saw a number three walking past me in the street the other day and I thought to my self that's odd.

You walk into a plane full of Arabs talking about how much they hate America. You arrive at your destination enlightened about the problems in American society

Why do men not get cullulite? Because it's ugly.

why did scooba steeve loose his flippers? because his head imploded after reaching an extremley high pressure point at the bottom of the ocean. unable to live, his memory was a bit less persistant.

How can you tell that the Filipino presidential candidate Grace Poe is an alien? From her extra set of retractable jaws and highly acidic body fluids.

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

boy and girl are flipping a coin, coin lands on heads, boy: get down bitch

Why did the baby crawl onto the road? because a sick bastard put a bottle of milk there knowing that a bus would be going through that route soon.

Q: Whats the difference between water melon and a baby? A: Watermelon is a fruit.

Roses are red, violets are blue; So give me head, or I queue you!

why did the black child cry? strange men cut his penis off

the canadian, the chinese man, and the black guy walk into the at different times and buy different things

Knock knock! I'm in the shower, i'll be there in 5 minutes

why did the black man go to jail why he raped your mom

What did the farmer say to the other farmer? "Uh... So, you're a farmer?"

what did the little boy get for christmas? nothing his parents stuck him in a mental ward to forget about him because he was mentally challenged.

Why is 6 afraid of 7? 8, 9, 10

Why did the girl fall off the swings? She had no arms

Your momma's so stupid, she has a lower than average IQ!

Why does Michael J. Fox have a good handshake? He has a firm grip

So, a Turtle, a Giraffe, and a Hippopotamus walk into Stop-N-Shop. They are quickly excorted out and the Zoo is contacted to take the wild animals. The Manager wonders why they were there in the first place.

What happens when cole goes into a dark room? It's not possible his hair puts off too much light

Two muffins in an oven. One muffin turns to the other and says nothing, because muffins cannot talk.

What is better than a 50-inch wide plasma flat screen TV? A 51-inch wide plasma flat screen TV.

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