- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than an arrow to the knee? -A bullet in the head.

What does it take to shit in a shower?? To choke on a whambar and be 90 kgs!

What do you call a sausage with no sauce? A giraffe.

What do you call an alligator wearing a vest? An extremely talented reptile.

what's black and hangs from a tree in my garden? a blackberry

Whats green and red, in a ditch, and has cookie crumbs all over it. The girl scout i ran over with my car.

race-car = rac-ecar

Two babies are playing in a sand box.. They both start crying because they get sand in their eyes

A recently widowed blond was on her way to an appointment with her attractive physician, when she realized that she was almost out of gas, so she stopped to refuel at a station near his office.

what do you get if you cross a scotsman , who knows nothing about football and a indian? Blackburn rovers, and a good night out

Your mother is so fat that she is considered morbidly obese. In fact, she should seriously consider a weight loss diet to reduce her risk of heart disease and diabetes.

A baby seal walks into a club. :|

why didn't the chicken cross the road... because it got hit by a truck

How many Jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One. Screwing in a lightbulb is a simple, menial task, and the fact that the man was a Jew is irrelevant.

What's white and can't climb a tree? A fridge

What's worse than breaking your arm? Not having any arms.

Q: What is brown and sticky and often found in the grass? A: A stick.

What is the similarity between John W. Booth and Pee Wee Herman? They both got arrested for shooting someone in the back of the head in the theater.

Roses are Blue Violets are Red I am High How about you?

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? I shot him in the face.

Man: Did It Hurt Woman: Did what hurt? Man: When your legs were crushed after being run over by that semi

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A priest enters a bar moments after a young teen walks into the same bar. The priest scolds the teen and warns him of the possibility of arrest, alcoholism, and otherwise damaging consequences. The teen apologizes to the bartender, and much later in life, he thanks the priest.

what would Jesus do? Get crucified and die.

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