- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you get five black men in a car? You offer them a good deal, then show them the car fax.

A black guy and a white girl are having sex. The white girl screams "I'm pregnant!!!!" The black guy says "i'll help you take care of it" "I love you sweetie and nothing will come between us"

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I am a florist.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I'm drunk, I want Taco Bell.

Q:What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? A:Lick-a-lotta-pus

Who enforces the law strongly and forces people to obey them? Terrorists that have seized control of a town.

Why did the retarded man fail his math test? He didn't study.

Why didn't the cat play with the ball of yarn? It was drowned in a toilet.

Vagina (Note: If you are gay just move on by.)

What do you call a moldy apple? ... A moldy apple.

Why was the Asian girl doing a math problem? It was her homework that her teacher assigned her class.

What's worse than leaving the maternity ward with the wrong child? Being a parent.

What did the bicycle say to the fat kid? Nothing, bikes cant talk.

A man goes to the doctor and says, "Doctor, it hurts when i poke my leg like this!" The doctor says,"Mm yes, it seems you have taken an arrow to the knee. You'll never walk again."

Yo momma so stupid she scored poorly on her SAT's in high school. She couldn't graduate college and now works a dead end job as a waitress.

What is a 3 legged dog? It's still a dog! Sheesh

why wouldnt you come to the dark side? i spit in the cookies

a guy was waiting for his date, then she arrived and they went happily to the cinema

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm bad at poetry Show me your titties

What is the last thing to go through a flies head before it hits a windshield. Nothing because flies aren't capable if rational thought.

Whats worse than getting hit by a bus? Getting hit by two busses.

So a guy says to his dog "hey man when you piss in the toilet can you please flush, just because I don't like to look at your pee." then the dog sits back and says "...woof !!"

Q: How do you know if you have had too much to drink? A: When you find a bloody hole where your kidney is.

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