What did the farmer say when he found his tractor? "There's my tractor."

How many midgets does it take to change a light bulb? If you do the math, it's probably one.

What did one muffin say to the other muffin? I don't know what they said, but one muffin, had a knife.

whats the meaning of stonehenge? ask the ones that built it!

One day I walked into my backyard I saw a squirrel Then I was like oh hey squirrel

What Did Sally Get For Christmas? A Bicycle

What's better than "Friday" by Rebecca Black? Hitler's kill/death ratio

What do Lebron James and Bill Murray have in common? They are both black basketball players. Except for bill murray

How do you save the world in 2012? You aren't. 2012 isn't going to happen!

whats long hard and full of seamen? a submarine.

What's the difference between a hooker and an onion? You don't have to cook an onion to eat it.

why did the boy laugh? cause he was reading this joke!

What can a pizza do that a Jew can't? Pizzas can't do anything, so the answers are infinite.

A hooker walks into a hospital. Only to find out that she has aids.

what happened to the girl that didn't forward the threatening chain text to ten people? nothing.

What did the Nazi say to the Jew? Hello.

Why was it sad for black guys drove off a cliff? There two more seats

What is the worst part about dying? no-one cause no-one has ever survived dying to know what it is like so how is it possible that I would know

Son: Mommy can I have some cookies? Mom: Sure, they're on the top shelf! Son: But I don't have any arms! Mom: No arms, no cookies!

How do you kill a Chinese hobo Shoot him

What did the tooth brush say to the toothe paste? Minorities.

Justin Bieber.

why did the family have dinner? they were hungry and it was 6:00

Why didn't the black man understand an anti-joke? Because like any other member of the human race, he expected a typical joke structure to occur, starting with a misleading introduction which then using surrealism or misguidance trails into a humorous punchline.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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