Why did the man read the terms of service? He had ignored them before, and was forced into a scam where a shady organization took all of his money and possessions. With no other way to provide for his family, the man began selling drugs, which led to several arrests. He has been n prison for 3 years now... His wife has left him for one of the man's close friends

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was suicidal.

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Why did the man yell at his wall? Because it jumped out and scared him when he walked past

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I'm a psychic. Don't believe me? Think of any number between 1 and 20. Got it? Your number is 17. Please comment if I got it right

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What is the difference between a Mexican and a bike? they both get hit by cars in shady neighborhoods, like Copiague, New York

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If your mom is a teacher and your dad is a gynecologist, how many pancakes does it take to stack on top of a dog house roof? 12. Because footballs don't have feathers.

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Why was the school girl called a dork. Because a whale penis is called a dork, and she identically resembles a giant aquatic dick.

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swag

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A man walks into a bar. He buys a drink.

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roses are red violet are blue what are you gonna do when chuck norris find you

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A baby seal walks into a club. The man holding the club skins him and makes a lot of money.

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What's the number 1 tip to burning stomach fat? Lighting yourself on fire.

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Doesn't matter get in the van.

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how do you have sex? i dont know im under age!

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A redhead and a blonde both go out to smoke a cigarette. They are both at risk of lung cancer.

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SHUT UP, yes you... WHAT DID I JUST SAY!!!!

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Your mama so fat that when she cut herself gravey came out and we drank it too!

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Hey, is that your corvette? No, I thought it was yours.

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Why was the black family eating at K.F.C? The food there is really good and they had a discount on the family bucket.

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Whats worse than dropping your ice cream cone Your dad having brian cancer

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What did the five fingers say to the face? Nothing. Fingers cannot talk.

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Boy: Did it hurt? Girl: (sigh) Did what hurt? Boy: When you broke through the Earth's crust emerging from hell.

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EVERYONE NEEDS TO UNDERSTAND!! DYSLEXICS ARE TEOPLE POO!

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A man didn't feel well so he went to the toilet. He had explosive diahrria, then felt better.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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