How can you tell if a woman is stupid? Yell the word "STUPID'' and see if she turns around.

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A dyslexic walks into church and asks the priest. "Father is there a dog."

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Roses are red violets are blue you better run I see you

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roses are red violets are blue get out of my face before i kill you

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first

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My friend is a famous actor. Fooled you! I have no friends.

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A black guy, a white guy, and an Asian guy walk into a library. They were getting help from the Asian guy on their math homework.

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What would you do for a klondike bar? Walk to the corner store to buy one.

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There was a blonde, brunette, and a redhead. They are spending a relaxing afternoon together as a result of being restricted to their heavy therapeutic sessions which they are constantly in need of because all three have been diagnosed with clinic depression since everyone jokes about them so much and in conclusion, they don't see each other very often.

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream. Because he got hit by a bus

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I walked into a Mcdonald's and ordered a Big Mac. I regretted it later.

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No, I had no idea, nor did I know that Nero means Black or Darkness until I searched it up some weeks ago. No, I would never photoshop anything, I mean sure I am the girl/woman thing with the big tits, but that`s like all I got going... Oh and yeah I use glasses sometimes because these contact lenses become itchy after a while and stuff.

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All your facts check out, so I sent a little search team to find someone selling us out, it turns that they are after the leader of "The order" and "The king`s throne", so unless you got some small sub-department going on, point zero is in danger, ill explain everything once this is over.

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Have u seen stevie wonders new house? No. Niether has he

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If polar bears were pink they'd be very easy to find

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What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a bmw? I don't have a bmw in my garage.

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What did the doctor say to the seriously ill patient? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

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Why did Steve Jobs step down as CEO of Apple? Because he died.

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What happened after the man with no arms and legs lost his keys? Nothing. He won't get them for the rest of his life.

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Knock knock who's there? Gary Glitter ?_?

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Brother Bro-ther Broad her Soap

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic And so am I

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why did Sallt fall off the swings? she had no arms knock knock who's there not Sally

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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