- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why were you at a funeral? Someone died.

Do you believe in magic? cuz i do.

Why are the asians on cabin services? Because they do not speak english well enough to converse with guests.

Why did the Mexican fail his english test? Because he had studied for an inadequate amount of time and proceeded to fornicate with many women, also preventing him from sleeping for the advised 7-8 hours a night.

Why did the Mexican mow the lawn? The grass was getting to high and needed to be trimmed.

Roses are red. Violets are blue.

Knock knock. Who's there? Ed. Ed who? Ed Begley Jr.

Q:why did the man jump of the house A:he did not I threw a frige at him

I love animals . But the ASPCA soon put a stop to that .

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It died.

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As he stood in her front yard with a boombox in the pouring rain, she leaned her head out the window with a smile and he was electrocuted.

Is it closer to Minneapolis, or by bus?

why dont they make black forks

What's worse then falling off a buliding? Falling of a higher building.

What do you call a Mexican that is jumping off a building? A suicidal jumper!

I'm a wise old man, so I'm aloud to touch you in the bathing suit area.

What's worse than one bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The holocaust? What's worse than the holocaust? Three bee stings.

Why did The Chicken cross The Road? The Chicken was a new drug dealer to town and he did a deal with The Road , the town's existing drug dealer (they used these nicknames to hide their identities), but then back stabbed him to try and take the whole area for himself. Money and Power, as always.

Josh brown loves Jessica Potts from Dylan xoxo

A bear comes across some people on a camping trip. But he then promptly leaves, because bears aren't inherently aggressive unless caring for their young or if they are provoked.

What happen to the guy who stole the TV. He runs away as he fears the person that stoled his/her TV reports him/her to the police.

He was as tall as a 6 foot 3 tree.

Two men walk into a bar. They get drunk.

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