What word is always spelled wrongly? None of them. Every word has been spelled right at some point.

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Why did the fat person build a lift in his house? He was caring for his terminally ill mother which has a cancer and got both her legs amputated due to the cancer spreading to her legs.

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A psychotic man steals a Police Officer's handgun, the man runs down the street. What happened? He fell in a hole and died.

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How do you know if you have athlete's foot? You ask your doctor, and he will tell you.

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Whose your daddy? Not me

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Why did the nun cry? 12 babies were killed under her care.

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Why did the baby die? Because he was shot in the head repeatedly

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A White guy, Black guy and Hispanic are all on the same bus. They get off at their predetermined stops and continue their day.

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roses are red violets are blue the thing in the toilet reminds me of you :)

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If you don't see banners here, it doesn't mean they are not there...

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Q.Why was the fat man sweeting A. Because he just ran and his body is trying to maintain thermal equilibrium

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What did the lampshade say to the other lampshade? Nothing they sat in silence

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What's brown and liquidy? Brown paint.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know. Neither does the chicken. (you're supposed to laugh...)

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Why was the leaf green? Chlorophyll

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A giant foot comes over the town and a man says "theres something big afoot" hahahahahahaha

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What did the penguin say to the other penguin? Nothing, penguins don't talk.

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why do black people like lotion? because everybody else does.

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A Mexican, a Jew, and a Colored guy walk into a bar, the bartender looks up and says: "What can I get you gentlemen today?"

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Q: What do you get when you get a bunch of people who confuse dark humor for anti humor? A: This website.

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What did the dog say to his owner? Bark.

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Q: Whats horny and likes your leg? A: My dog.

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A blond, a brunette, and a redhead all entered their designated classrooms to begin AP testing. They all worked extraordinarily hard to earn a passing grade and receive college credit. The brunette and the redhead received passing, yet average, grades. The blond also received a score that reflected the amount of effort she put into studying and memorizing the material, because there is no correlation between hair color and intelligence.

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If your riding a jet ski and the wheels fall off Then how many pancakes does it take to Cover a dog house Purple because ice cream doesn't have Any bones

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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