How many chickens did Moses bring to the ark? 2

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So I picked my nose while peeing, and it fell in the toilet so I didn't have to wipe it on anything. This is more of a story I wanted to share than a joke

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Hello. my name is Rhys. and i'm the only person who liked this post.

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Pigachu is a Porkemon.

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What do you call a bunch of Cubans on a boat in the Gulf of Mexico? A guy who just so happens to own a boat and is on a fishing trip with his buddies. -Mitch Hastings

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What do you call a man with no eyes? A hero for going to war and surviving being tortured by the Vietnamese.

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why did the small boy drop his ice cream ? because he has no hands

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What happens when you get caught inside a tornado? You don't, the debris around you will most certainly kill you before you get close to the tornado.

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How do you know if you're gay? You find yourself sleeping with people of the same sex.

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Suzie has no arms. Knock Knock (whos there?) Not Suzie.

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Wh do you call a Zeebra without black and white stripes? A horse

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Why was Timmy sad? While helping his dad hang Christmas light, he got tangled up in them and fell down. While falling he grabbed a wire, which caused a spark. This spark lit the house on fire. Since he broke most of the bones in his body from falling he could not run away. The house proceeded to collapse an poor Timmy seriously injuring and hideously disfiguring him. By the time the ambulance got there, Timmy was the only survivor for his parents died of smoke inhalation. Since he had no other living relatives he was forced to live in an orphanage for the rest of his childhood. That is why Timmy is sad.

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What's long and hard, and has cum in it? A cucumber

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Roses are purple violets are green I am color blind shut up

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Q:how do you save a black guy from drowning A: you shoot him

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What's a boulder's favorite type of music? Boulders don't have ears.

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Knock knock. Who's there? The police. The police who? The band.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding an apple in your worm.

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Why did the man hang himself? Because his pistol misfired.

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What did the towel say to the other towel? Nothing, there was no topic of conversation.

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I like playing in the balls. I like balls.

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A guy walks into a bar and says, "I'm Japanese". The guy at the counter says "What a coincidence! I am Japanese too." He gets seated and the guy next to him says, "I'm Japanese too." The bar is in Japan.

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what has hair? Organisms, or at least most do.

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whats the difference between a baby and a puppy? i care when the puppy dies....

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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