- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's black and white and red all over? I don't know either.

Man: What is the meaning of life? God: Buffalo wings. Lots and lots of buffalo wings.

Fuck off, seriously, if your name is Tifa, my name is bah, I got better things to do.

Why is the earth round? Because God saw it was flat and thought "too flat lets turn it around" And all was good.

Why did the elephant die? It was murdered by poachers for it's valuable ivory tusks.

Q: What do you call a man with a spade in his head? A: An ambulance.

I got shot in the balls now i'm pregnant?

What do you get when you put two landsharks together? Three landsharks.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm allergic to both Now I'm dead

why did your mom die? Cuz i killed her

Ellen: Knock knock Steve: Who's there? Ellen: Banana Steve: Banana who? Ellen is offline and can't receive messages right now.

But officer, I did come to a full stop!

Knock knock. Who's there. To get to the other side.

Golf.

What is big, round, hairy, black with a little bit of white and red stripes, large feet, small hands, squinty eyes and a purple beret? Nothing. How ridiculous.

the only thing i learned in geometry is when you push two circles together it makes a titty venn diagram

What brown and squishy? um um um um melted kit-kats

What do a bike and a human have in common they are both objects

How many blodnes does it take to screw in a light bulb? Approximately 17. with the addition of 6 brunettes.

How do u get an A on your test. U lock your teacher in the closet.

What do black people and tornadoes have in common? - It only takes one to destroy a neighborhood.

How do you keep children off your lawn? Touch them.

Why was 6 afraid of 7. Because 7 was a terrorist

You are right, the past still has its claws deep within me thank you friend.

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