- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why are black people afraid of chainsaws? Because chainsaws are powerful machines, capable of dismemberment and death when wielded by someone who wishes to cause harm

Why is five afraid of six? Because six seven eight. (Note: The language of numbers is Subject-Object-Verb, rather than Subject-Verb-Object like English.)

Most adults can swim. Current government studies are investigating similar skills in babies. With unnecessarily large pools.

what happened to the retarded dyslexic? he retard on his 60th birthday and took up gardening.

Pickup line: Hey babe, do you work at Mcdonalds? Because I don't have a job, are you hiring?

"Where are my shoes?" asked the man. "On your feet," I replied. "You are a paraplegic and have no feeling from the waist down."

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Q; Whats the hardest part about nailing a dead baby to a wall? A; my dick while doing it.

How do you know if an elephants been in your fridge? It's completely destroyed.

What did the little boy with cancer get for his birthday .............. Nothing because he died before his birthday

So a guy says to his dog "hey man when you piss in the toilet can you please flush, just because I don't like to look at your pee." then the dog sits back and says "...woof !!"

Why did the little boy fall off the swing? Because he had no arms. Why did no one help him up? Because nobody liked him.

Q: How do you know if you have had too much to drink? A: When you find a bloody hole where your kidney is.

Why does Tim Tebow kneel and pray after there's a positive outcome of the previous play? No, seriously, why does he do that?

What do you call two black people on one bike? Unsafe. Regular bicycles are typically not suited for use by two people at once, black or otherwise. Riding on the handlebars is dangerous and can lead to serious injury.

What did the little boy get after falling and hitting his face on the ground? A prolonged nosebleed. And Leukemia.

Is this your pen? I wanna go to school, bye!

What's worse than seeing Levi naked? Cancer.

Your mom.

I met a muslim girl the other day Shes the bomb

Knock knock It's open, come in

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm going to murder you Did you look behind you?

Do you know what's funnier than 24? 25

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