- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. bob had 93 chocolate bars and ate 74 what does he have now? A. diabetes

Roses are red Violets are blue some poems rhyme this one doesn't

ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSUCKMYDICK

I just threw up..In my pants.

Did you hear about the three Arabs that hijacked a plane? They drove it into the Pentagon.

Why did the black man drown? Because he didn't wait 30 minutes after eating.

Q. What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a trampoline? A. I don't were cleats when I jump on my trampoline.

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she is a woman.

Why is the interesting goat so talented at chess? He's Bobby Fischer's dad.

"Knock knock" "Who's there?" "Not Suzy" "Why?" "Because she has no arms"

Dear Rubix Cube, DONE!! Sincerely, Colorblind

Three men are walking, the first one walks into a bar. He has a couple of drinks because he is depressed. He drives home, drunk, and dies in a car accident. His wife finds out and hangs herself.

What's the difference between ?2 and and 74^3? ?-405242.585786

~Roses Are Red~ ~Violets Are Blue~ ~I Am Straight~ ~Not Sure About You~ ~Tell us?~

A nun walks into a bar. She is immediately excommunicated.

Q:What's funny about a Jew marrying a Nazi? A:The situation

Why did Charlie eat a baked potato? Because he was hungry.

Why Didn't The Teenager Bring His Report Card Home to His Parents? Because He Was Murdered By Thugs Walking Home From School.

How did the soup lose his job? He got fired.

Why does Santa Clause not have any children? Because he only cums once a year.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven threatened six's family after insinuations of seven being a cannibal.

Q: Why was the balloon scared of unicorns? A: Buses dont exist therefore the balloon was just insane.

What is worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

What did the award-winning physicist say to the community college graduate? I'll have Chicken McNuggets please.

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