- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Where did the two Jews ride when they got married? In the back of the oven.

A black guy and a white girl are having sex. The white girl screams "I'm pregnant!!!!" The black guy says "i'll help you take care of it" "I love you sweetie and nothing will come between us"

What do you call a moldy apple? ... A moldy apple.

What is a 3 legged dog? It's still a dog! Sheesh

Why did the retarded man fail his math test? He didn't study.

Yo momma so stupid she scored poorly on her SAT's in high school. She couldn't graduate college and now works a dead end job as a waitress.

Why didn't the cat play with the ball of yarn? It was drowned in a toilet.

Vagina (Note: If you are gay just move on by.)

Q: a black man and a mexican are in a car. Whos driving? A: The mexican. They're going to the bookstore to get some books.

Why did the skeleton cross the street. He didn't.

What's worse than leaving the maternity ward with the wrong child? Being a parent.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have a gun And you don't,

a guy was waiting for his date, then she arrived and they went happily to the cinema

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I am a florist.

What did the bicycle say to the fat kid? Nothing, bikes cant talk.

What's small, white, and it killed Bruce Lee? Aspirin.

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Who enforces the law strongly and forces people to obey them? Terrorists that have seized control of a town.

Why was the Asian girl doing a math problem? It was her homework that her teacher assigned her class.

What do you get when you mix a bulldog with a shitzu? One delicious smoothie.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm bad at poetry Show me your titties

why wouldnt you come to the dark side? i spit in the cookies

whats black and yellow and screams? A bus full of black kids going over a cliff.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I'm drunk, I want Taco Bell.

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