So a penguin walks into a bar. Penguin's have been affected by global warming so much that they decide to drink away as they near their final hours.

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what did the teacher say to his student? do your work.

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Voldemort

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Justin Bieber walks into a bar. He is soon kicked out as he is underage.

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Uh... No? Listen, the other 2 people that bother using this "site" (excuse for one) would not give a damn, and if some world government are after us they wont find shit. What? If I said no you would hack this site? My mother can hack this site, thats what makes it so useful for us... SO PLEASE DO NOT TELL EEEEEEEEEVERYONE THAT MY MORALS AND SHIT ARE ALL CODES THAT NOBODY HAS THE BRAIN TO DECODE PLEASE <<<<<<<<< *Sarcasm detector goes off* Seriously though, nah, dont hack nor delete anything, I kinda like how I got some thumbs ups on the comment section where I shared about my mother finally dying and me feeling the world against me great etc blahblah, "Erica" and "Wizard" thumbed those up and are now with us (seriously Wizard? Geek somebody?)

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I like my women like I like my coffee... In a cup.

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A priest enters a bar moments after a young teen walks into the same bar. The priest scolds the teen and warns him of the possibility of arrest, alcoholism, and otherwise damaging consequences. The teen apologizes to the bartender, and much later in life, he thanks the priest.

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Q: What is brown and sticky and often found in the grass? A: A stick.

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? I shot him in the face.

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Roses are Blue Violets are Red I am High How about you?

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When life hands you lemons...you should probably get yourself checked out because life is an abstract idea...

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What's worse than a dog peeing on your new flower garden? A terrorist attack.

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Yo momma so fat, when she sits on a rainbow nothing happens, as rainbows are merely rays of light refracted off of water particles in the air, apparent to humans only on a visible spectrum.

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Neither have I, nobody knew him.

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yo mama is so fat that a kid said to her ' The White Buddha Has Returned'

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a dog in your apple

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what did one gay guy say to the other gay guy? want to suck dicks? (cause that's what gays do)

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I put my baby in a microwave.

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How do you kill a turtle? You can't, it has a shell for a reason.

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What do you get when you watch Cinderella backwards? A woman who learns her place.

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Why did the blonde ask her doctor if she could get a new butt? She is insecure about its appearance and believes reconstructive anus surgery is the only solution.

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Yo mamma so stupid... She's considering going to college to get a better education

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Roses are red, Violets are Blue Last night was amazing, I have Aids

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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