- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than an arrow to the knee? -A bullet in the head.

How do you tickle a tree? you dont you are a schizo stop kicking leaves

besides saying "Oh, Yeah" and punching down walls, what does the kool-aid man do? drink cool aid

What disease did Harry Styles get? 1Infection! (if you don't know, Harry Styles is 1direction's manager)

So a priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. They order some wine and have an enjoyable evening.

Why did the man feel like he was flying? Because he had just committed suicide by jumping off of a tall building.

Why did the boy cut his hair? Because he was large.

Why did the fat man cross the road? Because he felt that being overweight, he had to do something about it and go to the gym.

Why didn't the 12-year old boy eat his birthday cake? He has diabetes and would likely die from the increased spike in insulin.

whats a funny joke? nuthing nuthing at all

a man dropped a bar of soap in the shower. He immediately picked it up and finished washing himself. He then got dressed and left the gym.

Doctor Doctor I think I'm a dog. Sit down on the couch and tell me about it. Ok.

yo mama's so fat because when women are pregnet thay gain weight for there child to feed on

Your a christain on a lovely vacation with your family a querr waalks by. What do you do? you push the queer of the edge.

You can't choose your family, so choose someone else's.

What's did the white man say to the black man? Howdy.

A preschool teacher told his class to draw a squirrel. One child proceeds to break into tears. The teacher says "what's wrong Johnny?" Johnny said "my whole family was slaughtered by a gang of squirrels!" this upset the teacher

What did the black man say to the other black man? We both share the same ethnicity

Guy walks into a bar and orders a drink. He orders a beer with two cubes of ice. The bartender ask why does he want two cubes of ice. The guy doesn't answer. He finishes his beer and proceeds to go home safely because he was not intoxicated.

An IRS agent named Harold Crick finds that he has the ability to hear a narrator comment on every moment of his life. He later becomes institutionalized in the Schizophrenic ward.

What happened when a black lady sat in the front on a bus? She didn't vomit because she could see the road, which helped with her motion sickness. Also the driver got in a better mood because he had company, and the lady was a pleasant person.

Whats worse than a baby crying on a plane. 9/11

The american education system.

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