- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He lost his punch line. -by Ross

What's worse than finding gum on your shoe? Being molested by a sea urchin.

roses are red violets are blue if you and your sister were hanging from a cliff i'd save your sister

How would I re-arrange the alphabet? I would place P in your butt...

An albino and a jew walk in to a bar. They both order the same drink and chat for a few minutes before the albino must get home to his wife. The jew leaves shortly after, tipping the bar tender a generous amount for his superb service.

What did the farmer say when he finally found his tractor? 'Where's my tractor?'

Why did Johnny fall of the Swing?? Because i hit him with a shovel

Why did the car crash? Because the driver was blind

69...you know how awkward this is now...

Knock, knock. Who's there? "Dwane!" I don't know any Dwane. Perhaps you have the wrong address. "Oh. Sorry to have bothered you!"

Want to hear a dirty joke? Jimmy fell in mud. Want to hear a clean joke? Jimmy took a bath with Bubbles. Want to hear a dirty joke? Bubbles was a clown.

What do you get if you cross a sheep with a kangaroo? Don't be ridiculous. First of all, scientifically this is near impossible and secondly, what use would a kangaroo with wool be? Sheepdogs would become obsolete and they would be a nightmare to shear. Imbecile.

What stops a train? A missile

Roses are grey. Violets are grey. I am colorblind because Iam a dog.

Don't you just hate it when somebody is saying something interesting and they don't finish their sentence?

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? ...Neither have they.

Tony Romo

why did the Asian father want his son to be a doctor? because he wants his son to live good life so he could have a loving family and a payable job.

What do u call a cripple Biv

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No Neither has he!

Why was the black guy sad? Because he has a knife through his throat

Y did the boy fall down the stairs???? He was In a wheel chair

why did the chicken cross the road? there was a black man walking towards him

Yo' Mama is so fat, her driver's license says, "picture continued on other side."

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