- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

Kinky = using a feather Perverted = using the whole chicken Weird = using chicken bones Downright disgusting = all of the above, plus a cat

What do you call a black man on the moon? Another successful moon landing by NASA in which the African-American astronaut went on a successful moon walk.

What is white and can't climb trees? Toothpaste.

a suicidal man walks up 49 floors and enters a room and opens the window. hes worked there for 5 years and the air condition is broken

You know what's real bullshit? That stuff that comes out of a bull's ass.

Roses are dead Violets are dead I'm a terrible gardener.

Q: what comes after 69? A: 70

Knock knock. Who's there? I am. I am who? I am pregnant.

A blonde, a redhead and a brunette are stranded on an island. They find a genie, who grants them three wishes. The brunette wishes to go back home. The redhead wishes to go back home too. The blonde misses her friends, so she wishes to go back home too.

Whats the difference between a bong and a nigger? My bong works

Roses are red, Violets are red, Trees are red, FUCK, MY GARDEN IS ON FIRE!

Your momma is so ugly... Yeah, yeah, yeah my momma's ugly, but guess what, at least I'm not an orphan asshole.

why does the room smell bad? because there's a dead body under the bed

The Americans have just spent millions of dollars working on a pen that works in space. I would of just used a pencil.

roses are red, violets are blue, poems are stupid, refridgerator

Haikus are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Refrigerator

Burp

What did the black man say when he jumped in the pool? The water's nice, you should join me.

What 2 differences does a potato have in common? They both have very thin skin.

Yo mammas so fat you know what, i think she might die!!

Knock knock! Who's there? Wristwatch! Wristwatch who? Orange ya glad I didn't say banana

What do an elephant and a can of soup have in common? Neither one can ride a bicycle.

my mom just came up and saw me masturbateing

A guy went to McDonalds and asked for a cheeseburger: —Can I have a cheeseburguer? —No

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