If humans say YOLO what do cats say? meow.

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Why did the blackman fall off the bike? Because he stole it.

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What was little Sarah's last Words to johnny before he got hit by the bus??? Can i have your ice cream.

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what do u call a lesbian dinosaur? lickalotopuss

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It is better to have loved and lost, Than to have fallen, bleeding, into shark-infested waters.

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Yo mama is so fat she died

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What's the difference between The Hulk and The Thing? One is green.

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Santa isn't real

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If you put two black men in an empty room, what will they do? They will most likely try to figure out why they have been put in such a confusing scenario. Then one of the black men will suggest the possibility that maybe they are being used as a subject of a joke. The other black man agrees then they both hang themselves since they have no other purpose in life.

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Why did the pumpkin stop using the jack hammer? Pumpkins cannot use power tools since they are nothing but orange gourds. But, [for sport] say this ‘pumpkin’ was incarnate; one could assume he was done with his demolition work. He then would return the portable drill to the rental facility and get his deposit back.

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A Mormon walks out of a bicycle store.

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A guy walks into a bar carrying an octopus under his arm. The bartender asks him, "say, buddy, what's with the octopus?" and the man replies, "this is the most intelligent octopus in the world. In fact, I bet you $100 that it can play any instrument you give it." The bartender snickers at the other patrons, and puts $100 on the bar. He motions the man over to the piano by the wall. The man puts the octopus on the piano, but nothing happens. The octopus is dead, because it's been out of the water for a while. The bartender looks at the man sadly, as two psychiatric orderlies from the local mental hospital take the visitor away to the looney bin, after another patron called the police. The bartender never gets his $100, and now he has to clean up the godawful mess on his piano.?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Orange you glad I didn't say banana?

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Why was the pizza mad? Because he was going thorough a growth spurt and the testosterone got to him.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse replies, "I just found out my wife has cervical cancer."

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Your mom is so fat that she actually had a pretty hard time finding a husband.

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what did batman say to robin to tell him to get in the car? get in.

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Q: What is usually black , is a rectangle and has two circles? A: An i pod touch 4

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Why did the guy lose the race? Because he had explosive diarrhea

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I'm going as the joker for halloween

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Why was the Mexican in the back of a pick up truck? There were not any available seats.

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Why was the boy embarrassed when he opened his parents' bedroom door? Because he had been trying the door for several minutes until he realized he was pushing instead of pulling.

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Q: Suzy loves apples she will o anything to get her hands on an apple. A: You guys are so gullible!!! She DID eat Tom's apple. ...... then he killed her.

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Q: How many cancer patients does it take to change a lightbulb? A: None, they are too weak to climb the ladder.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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