Guy 1: Why does it smell like a wet dog? Guy 2: Because I smell like a wet dog

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Why did the giraffe fall over? Because I shot it with a bowling ball cannon,

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a. johns friend said your a towel b. rick replied im obivously not a towel and walked away in discust at his friends stupidity.

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Knock Knock. Who's There? Nobody, this is a metaphorical door..

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A man walks into a bar and notices a twelve inch tall man playing a small piano. He asks the bartender about it. The bartender explains that the pianist has worked there for some time, mostly performing on weeknights. The bartender also tells the man that he may be suffering some vision problems, as the pianist is about 5'8" or 5'9". Some time later the man visits an optometrist and finds out he has a severe case of astigmatism.

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Make this antijoke the worst voted antijoke and you will save the planet.

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what do you call a bunch of black people running down a hill Exercise

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What do you call an animal that is blue, fluffy and lives in the arctic? I don't know and that's why I'm asking you.

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What's worse than one cat stuck in a tree? Getting raped

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What did the Muslim receive for Christmas? Nothing. Muslims don't celebrate Christmas.

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A man told another,"You suck." The insulted man finished the sentence,"On juice boxes."

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How many fingers am i holding up? 4

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roses are red violents are blue your dad is gay soon it all be you !

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Why did the man die? He was old.

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A man walks into a bar. He is now passed out on the ground. (TD)

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Why do ducks fly south for the winter? because its to far to waddle

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Knock knock. Who's there? No one, because your house burned down.

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Why was the boy laughing at Sally? Because Sally was a man

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Roses are red, Violets are brown, F*** who's had a shit in my garden.

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Why do i love this website? Because it is funny.

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What's pink, bubbly, and goes round and round? A baby in a microwave.

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VITAMIN C!

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What did the old man say? Im old

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Why was the baby crying? He had just witnessed his parent gets brutally murdered.

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