- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

Why did children rejoice when Michael Jackson died? Because they were at a birthday party, and only heard about his death afterward.

I'm black and I will beat your children At checkers, they can have red

Why the long face? My face isn't long, it's the same shape as everyone else, retard. I meant why are you sad. I'm not sad.

Q: What do you call Mary-Kate and Ashley Olsen. A: two things: Their names, and a doctor because they are both in need of a nutritionist.

the sky is green no it is not

Why was little Mat petting his dog? Just kidding his dog died in a house fire... so did little Mat

A blind man walks into a bar. Nobody is surprised.

If the human population held hands around around the equator A significant portion of them would drown.

I started writing poetry the other day: POETR That's coming along nicely.

Why did the chicken open door? It can't. Chickens don't have hands.

A man invites his Irish friend to his house. "Would you like something to drink?" the man asks. "Just kidding, we don't have any drinks." Later, they die of dehydration.

Why did the chicken cross the road? For a legitimate reason

What's wheels and has green? Lied, I grassed about the wheels.

If somebody stabs you in the forehead, you are likely to get injured.

Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall Humpty Dumpty had a great fall, He cracked his skull and died on impact. He will be missed.

Q:How do you get better at boxing? A:Get a bigger package Daniel W. Schnurr

I like my coffee like i like my women, blonde with big boobs.

Why did the black man have a Lamborghini in his garage? Because he got good grades in school, was accepted into a nice college, and earned a medical degree, which he used to get himself a well-paying job in the medical field.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. Bend Over.

Jake: Where's Waldo Me: Where? Jake: I don't know

How did the man die? He was killed alive.

A Jew was walking home one night when two thugs leapt out of the darkness and demanded his money and other possessions at gunpoint. A reflection of how dangerous our streets can be at night.

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