“DTF”? Says Will. “No” says Harper.

Why did the chicken cross the road? because it looked both ways and saw no cars coming.

What do you call a cat in a piece of bred? An inbred cat.

Q: What did the black kid get for Chirstmas? A: Your bike

did you know r kelly and jay z had a album together?

Exercise Ex - Er - Cise Ex - Ar - Size.. Eggs Are Sides For bacon.. BACON

You know what's addicting? Heroine.

If a brick said "hi" what you reply with? Nothing. You can't reply to something that doesn't speak.

Why did the man run away from the cat? He was allergic

What does Steven Hawking and Justin Bieber have in common? Absolutely nothing.

Whats worse tan finding a worm in your apple? Being touched by Michael Jackson

whats better than 1,000,000 dollars? 1,000,001 dollars

What hurts more than a bee sting? Child birth.

"Ask me if I'm a tea pot" "Are you a tea pot?" "No" Try this on your friends

a man walks into a bar. it was a metal bar. his balls hurt.

whats black, white, and bloody all over? i don't know, but we should stop making jokes and help it already.

Why couldn't the man stop dancing? Because he had Parkinson's.

There was a papa tomato, a mama tomato, and a baby tomato. They were walking and baby tomato starts lagging behind. So the papa tomato stomps on the baby tomato and says nothing because tomatoes can't talk.

why didn't Marlin monroe ( http://fr.wikipedia.org/wiki/Marilyn_Monroe ) use the iphone app guitar hero because she died before the iphone was invented !

How do you stop a plane? Land it.

Why'd Carly fall off the swing? She got hit by a bus

A man walked into a bar. He got a concussion and couldn't see strait for days.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was strapped to the first monkey.

A black man and a white man were both pulled over for street racing. They both were also found to be drunk driving. Only the black man was arrested. It turns out the black man had just massacred an entire Amish village before going street racing to celebrate.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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