Why did the toddler fall over? He's an Iraqi child and has been shot in both legs, being readied for a public execution for fighting on the opposing side.

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WHATS A GREAT RAVE TUNE KANE !!!!! TUCKER !!!!!!!! DUH DUH DUH DUH DUH !!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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What do you call a plane in shining armor? A knight flight.

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Why was the nympho sweating in the park? Because they were having sex on the bench.

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* Are you afraid of dinosaurs? * No, they're all dead.

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Jack and Jill went up the hill, to fetch a pail of water. Jack fell down and broke his crown, and Jill came tumbling after. Up Jack got, and home did trot, as fast as he could caper, to old Dame Dob, who proceeded to get Jill convicted of attempted murder, as well as several millions of dollars for pain and suffering.

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What is white and shaped like a refrigerator? A refrigerator.

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how did the fat man survive the plane crash? he didn't, he died like everyone else.

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What do you get if you mix rice with slightly different flavoured rice? Rice.

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whats the difference between a black guy and a park bench? well a park bench is an inanimate object that people use to sit on and feed the birds at the park. and a black guy is a living being who is looked down upon in society.

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What do you call a person with one eye and no arms? Names.

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What did the muslim do at the airport? He bought a ticket to New York and proceeded to fly there to mourn his brother who was killed during the terrorist attacks on 9/11.

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What's the difference between a box of dead babies and a mustang? I don't have a mustang in my garage..

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whats black white and red all over an abused child

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Person 1 - Did you know there is only evidents of killer whales killing in captivity Person 2 - tell that to my uncle Pete... He's deaf

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Why could'nt Susie talk? The mafia cut out her tounge

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breasts

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If i had 100 dollars for every time a black president was assainted i would have 100 dollars in 4 months and six days.

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Why 't the blonde dial 911? Because phones haven't had dials on them for at least 40 years or so. She can however punch it in on her keypad.

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What do you get when u cross a owl and a bungy cord...........my ass

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Why did the gay guy walk into a straight bar To find the better looking guys

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What do you say when your hot chocolate is to hot? This hot chocolate is too hot.

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When you have read this, you've already read it.

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What do you call a Caucasian in Russia? Russian.

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