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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many kleptomaniacs does t take to screw in a lightbulb? What lightbulb?

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure

Help i have fallen and i cannont get up Life alert life alert To bad just sit there we dont care

1st black guy: get a job 2nd black guy: i have one 1st black guy: okay

Why did bethany fall off the swing She had no arms Knock knock Who's there? Not Bethany

Why did the girl scream? She was being raped.

Have you seen the movie "Gay Men Say No"? Oh yes, that is very insightful documentary on the modern day struggles of homosexuality.

My friend on xbox told me about this cool clan. I went to join but I didn't like to wear the white robes

So this guy filled with blood, right? This caused his veins to protrude and him to bleed strongly when he cut his wrists with razors later that night- because of his struggle with depression and substance abuse.

What happens when a plane with 2500 people on board crashes? There were only 165 seats.

A man in a wheelchair walks into a bar... ...wait a second.

How do you fit 100 dead babies in a box? A blender. How do you get them out? Tortilla Chips. hehehehehehe

A morbidly overweight baby eats horse poop and dies a slow horrible death

What's the object with the most points according to science and math? A sphere.

There's an african american, a latino, and an asian man riding in the car, whos driving? Obciously one of the three

what did the white man call a black man that was awarded the job he applied for? He stated the man was a hard worker and deserved the job. Then he walked up to the man with a smile and congraduated him. Then he went home and commited suicide after he concluded he didnt deserve to live.

Why did the girl take a shower? Because she was dirty

roses are red, violets are blue. sunflowers are yellow, i bet you were expecting something romantic but no this is just gardening facts.

Why did the horse go to the doctor? It had a heart disease.

Haikus are easy Im happy when I write them Thats pretty much it

Why was the man white? Because he wasn't black. All credit goes to Caravel.

Knock Knock, Who's there? Alzheimer's Alzheimer's who? Knock Knock...

Q: How did the dead baby get to the other side of the road? A: I threw it over there.

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