- Anti Joke

Two girls are in a car together. The one in the drivers seat is texting while driving. The girl in the passengers seat notices this and tells her the she should put it away in case of a risk of a collision. She apologizes and puts it away and the two of them drive to the store unharmed and continued their normal day.

A wife says to her husband "Everybody's coming over tonight, I want you to dress nice." *logically this cannot happen because there is no way that this couples residence can fit all 6 or so billion people in the world, nor would they want to.

Q: What did the Goth-Punk girl write on her test for the question "What are three kinds of rock?" A: Igneous, Sedimentary, & Metamorphic, She is a 4.0 Geology Major attending a respectable University. She simply chooses to express herself through the musical and clothing trends that emerged in 1970's English underground music. In reality it her personal preferences in the aforementioned areas have no bearing on her intellectual or academic standing.

Q: Why is grass green? A: I painted it.

A black man walks out of a store. He was carrying a receipt.

How do you kill a mime? Shoot him in the face.

how do you stop a black man from drowning take your foot off his head

George Bush=Bush Dick Cheny=Dick Colin Powell=Colon Condoleezza Rice=Rice One of these doesn't belong here.

Why couldn't the Muslim eat pork? He didn't have a tongue.

knock knock. who's there? me. me who? shut up im robbing you.

Why did the school fall? Because a hurricane hit.

what is worse finding a worm in your apple? Finding a grub in your apple.

How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? Why are you asking me this question? That's awful and you should be ashamed of yourself.

What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist

What did the blond say to the other blond? "I like your shoes."

what do you call a black man sleeping on a park bench at 2 in the morning? Homeless

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black airline pilot? An airline pilot.

What did the horse say to the cow? Nothing because animals cannot speak.

why couldn't the tree grow? Because I cut it down with a chainsaw

How much wood can a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood? The Holocaust

Knock Knock Whos there? Jason Oh, ok come in.

What's worse than shitting whilst fucking? Losing your eye! Kelvin Yang

Christ is a conspiracy

Obama lin Baden.