Why did the plane to New York not land? It was redirected to Boston because of inclement weather.

What is red and smells like brown feces? Bloody feces

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Most poems rhyme, But his one doesn't.

1+2 = 6

what is orange and sounds like a parrot a carrot

Why did the chicken cross the road? He never did because he's in KFC

A young boy walked into a hardware store and asked for a long weight. Luckily, the shop owner was kindly and brought the child up to speed on the process of hazing.

There was a Jewish man and a German man why was it akward? Because one of them farted

A: Rock! B:Paper! C: Siccorz! D: Shoot! D: Jimmy, you alright buddy? I didn't mean for that bullet to hit you man..

the economy.

why did Dayrl win the wheelchair race? Because he had working legs.

Roses are red Violets are blue This is an antijoke It doesn't have to rhyme.

Why did the boy's house get destroyed? It was bombed.

A man walks in to a bar. Ouch.

Knock Knock Who's there? Jim Come on in!

What did Sally get for chirstmas? Cancer

Hey what did you do on The weekend??? I got hit by a bus!

Two fish were lying on a bank. One said "I can't breath." The other one was dead.

your mamma so fat... she went to hell.

what does nba stand for? Nothing but Africans

What do you call a man that likes to play baseball? A Baseball Player.

Q: why didn't the asian boy ask for a calculator? A: you don't need calculators to make shoes

why are black people so good at basketball? Because they practice

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have said two factual statements.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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